GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Miley Cyrus took here little sister Noah, who is ten, on a tour of one of the biggest cheese factories in America, Le Olde Gigantic Cheese Factory in Green Bay.
Miley says that ever since Noah was three weeks old she has loved eating cheese. She eats it on crackers, on ice cream, with pretzels, and even on Lucky Charms Cereal.
While at the cheese factory, Miley was asked about her relationship with Liam Hemsworth. She got a serious look on her face and replied that she has broken up with Liam again.
She smiled and said that she really thought that it would work out this time but there were just too many things that she did not like about Liam.
When asked to elaborate, Miley said that for one she had a hard time understanding his Australian accent.
She pointed out that another thing about Liam is that he was always talking about kangaroos, koala bears, and aborigines.
Miley said that she did not mind the kangaroos and koala bears so much but she really got tired of hearing about the strange dietary habits, bathing habits, and sexual habits of the aborigines.
Miley then noted that Liam wanted her to record a song that he had written which was entitled, "Hey Mate, I Love Me Koala Bear, I Duz, I Do."
Cyrus said that although the song did have a nice beat and melody, she absolutely hated the words. She even told Hemsworth that the word outback did not rhyme with the word dingo.
When Miley was asked if there was someone else in her life. She blushed, regained her composure, and said that there was and that she would only reveal his initials. She was asked what the initials were. She replied J.F. knowing that there was no way that anyone would guess the name.
"Ah Jared Fallowill of the band Kings of Leon."
Miley almost fainted from amazement. She admitted that she finds Jared to be a really nice guy who has not even mentioned anything about her past including her pole dances, non-knickers, or her lap dances.
In a related story. Vice President Joe Biden confided to Barbara Walters that his favorite singer is Miley Cyrus, followed by Celine Dion, and Ke$ha.