Written by steven duffy
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Topics: Pop Idol, huge

Sunday, 7 September 2003

Huge fore-headed Geordie sex symbols PJ and Duncan aka Ant and Dec, have announced their decision to go their separate ways after a huge fight at the final round of Pop Idol.

The former child stars who have been gay lovers for several years made this statement. "Whay aye man, we was in love like but noow we're not so we're breakin' up but there's no hard feelin's."

Dec is said to be keeping the cat.

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