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Topics: YouTube

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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When is an orange not an orange? When it's an apple!

Some things are not what they seem, like a rubber band acting as a thong, or a blanket acting as a dress, or an apple pretending to be an orange?

"It's true." says The Annoying Orange, one of Youtube's most popular users."I lied. I lied! To my fans, to the tanning salon, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! *sob sob sob* *sniffle sniffle* The truth is..... I'm an apple! I'm sorry! I just didn't want to be sliced by the knife! *sob sob sob* I paid for this thing- it's like sex change-it's called fruit change-you change your fruit. *sniffle* I'm sorry everyone! I'm so sorry!"

When asked by extremely annoying reporters on how Daneboe, the "orange's" partner, reacted to the news, "How could that orange-I mean apple- I mean- uh- WHATEVER! After all these years, slicing all those apples, not knowing he was one! ARGHHHHHH!!!! WE ARE DONE!!!! HEY ORANGE, I GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU! YOU'RE AN APPLE!"

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