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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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Tiger a Singer?

Beijing, China - Tiger Woods claims that part of his problem now is Michael Jackson is attempting to take over his body. Problem with that is Michael is absolute spiffing lousy golfer.

Youtube Videos

As evidence, Tiger Woods is releasing videos of himself singing:

1. Ben
2. ABC
3. Thriller
4. Billy Jean's Not My Lover

The only problem with this "evidence" is that Tiger Woods is every bit spiffing lousy as a singer as Michael Jackson is at golf.

Music?

You would be hard pressed to call this music. Tiger Woods sex capades will probably pale in comparison to these renditions of MJ's hits.

As one listener said, "I think Michael has the wrong channel."

"I really didn't want to do this," said Tiger, "But he's kept squeaking in my ear, 'Tiger! Tiger! You've got to help me do my final concert!', the voice was driving me crazy. Now the voice has stopped."

Will this help Tiger's golf? Only time will tell.

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