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Sunday, 7 November 2010

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Harry Styles Staking His Claim To The X-Factor House Washing Machine

It's come to the attention of Skoob Entertainment News that chunky non-football playing Brazilian X-Factor hopeful, Wagner Carrilho threatened to head butt Harry Styles out of One Direction in an argument in the X-Factor house over a washing machine.

Apparently, Wagner is every bit as shoddy and sloppy around the house as he is with his singing technique, and when Harry (the one with the hair) out of Simon Cowell's 'One Direction' boy band attempted to remonstrate with him when he lobbed an armful of wet washing on the floor, Wagner threatened to Brazil nut him.

Apparently, Harry backed down on account of Wagner being twice the size of him and a karate expert to boot. Albeit one with a bad back and a dodgy knee.

It isn't the first time Wagner has been embroiled in controversy - insiders say that Wagner threatened to squirt carpet foam down John Adeleye's throat if he didn't get away from the sink, rapido. Sources say that John complied.

Thus preventing a potentially nasty incident.

As a result of all this, Wagner's popularity rating among the public has soared, but his X-Factor housemates apparently can't stand him because of his aggressive nature and his liking for the lie-dees.

More as we get it.

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