Radio One breakfast show presenter Chris Moyles was branded as "an interfering, fat tub of Leeds lard" by irate internet campaigners over the weekend as he appealed for listeners to his show to vote for Wagner Carrilho on the X-Factor.
Sources say that various websites, including www.thespliff.con have complained that Moyles is simply nicking their intellectual property, as it was they who initiated the pro-Wagner campaign, and that Moyles is just a bandwagon jumper.
"The fat, useless, whingeing Yorkshire bastard is just nicking our ideas now, because his show is shit and his ratings are going down faster than a pint on a hot day," internet humourist Marvin Shovelcock told us. "We started the Wagner thing, not that fat twat. I reckon he nicked the idea from last Christmas when an internet campaign promoted Rage Against The Machine for the Xmas top spot and they kept gay Joe McElderry at bay. Moyles is just...well...dare I say it?"
"A cunt?" the Skoob Entertainment News reporter offered.
"Yeah, something along those lines," Shovelcock said. "Wouldn't surprise me if he were to get kidnapped and have his arsehole vajazzled. Mind you - I wouldn't fancy doing it."
More as we get it.