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Saturday, 6 November 2010

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Some reporters were bantering around with Lady Gaga this week according to a competitor of 'The West Coast Post' and it led them to ask The Lady why she loves to do outrageous things. Is it all for attention?

"Not exactly... although they do help get attention", she replied.

Another asked her why an old friend once asked her "How's Uncle Dildo?".

"Old joke pulled on me when I was about 18 years old. My Uncle Thadeus is coming to my show tonight, provided he's sober. Ask him. "He's got a red nose, wears a hat and overalls to my concerts. You'll know him."

This was when we got our own Connie Liberty over to help catch Uncle Thadeus.

Sure enough, he staggered out after the show so we cornered him about the 'Uncle Dildo' story.

"She tell you it was OK? Well, I get a little tipsy sometimes and pass out cold. So one night at Ja...Lady Gaga parent's house I was laid out flat on the floor."

"I was told later that the party going on while her parents were gone got pretty wild and it was all my fault because I was the shitter...sitter!"

"I'll cut it short. They were daring each other at that party to do stuff or not be cool and they found my old suitcase full of sex toys. My niece got the dare to go into the other room in the dark and put this strapped dong on and when she came out she was to go into the other dark bedroom. There she was to use the thing on some poor guy who got the short end of the straw, and ram him good."

"So she did. She had noticed that this fat kid was out of the room when she peeked in so she was going to give it good to old Wally."

"It was dark, I was out cold and all of a sudden the lights came on just as something went up my wazzoo. Then one of the idiots took a photograph. I was still out of it. They had undressed me I guess."

"You get it? I sure got it. Sore for a week and didn't know why...until someone showed me a copy of the photo. My brother and sister-in-law never talked to me again."

"Hey, send them a copy will you? They never would listen to me."

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