Blackpool - (Blast Tango In Paris): The 64-year old OAP's Saturday night rendition of the Spanish bullfighter's march was crap.
Terrible timing, jerky movements and a gaunt facial expression suggesting something nasty gestating down her larynx saw the botoxed actress's performance bomb.
Dance partner Vincent Simone struggled to stay co-ordinated with the stiff sexagenarian comedy actress whose inclusion in the BBC show is a total mystery.
"Maybe she's the real Panto Option instead of Ann Widdecombe," ex-Good Life producer Dusty Barraclough commented today.
"Sure, she's not as gross - bodily or otherwise - but whaddahell.
"Time to boot off the silly mare along with her daftass aspirations."
Bruce Forsyth is 109.