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Friday, 5 November 2010

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Ashley Greene says that everyone is so sure that Robert Pattinson is eventually going to marry his best friend, Kristen Stewart, but that she's not quite out of the running yet.

Greene, who also appears in the Twilight movies, says that the fact that the Twihards (They hate that name) ARE best buddies means that they may be just that, best buddies.

"No reflection on either of them -that's a vampire pun" -Greene told the West Coast Post. "But I think that when the real thing hits either of them, they will part ways but still be best friends."

Ashley also stated that she had been up-front with Pattinson and told him that when he realized he didn't enjoy making love to best best friend, she, Ashley, would be available as something a lot better.

Greene, who appeared in a painted-on swimsuit in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, says that she has a lot more to offer.

She also hinted that Pattinson didn't know about a certain "Dare" that Kristen had played with some friends some time ago and wound up nude in a tree until someone brought her some clothes.

Also about Stewart's joke, "Who has more oil, BP or RP's head?"

"But I don't need to run down my competition. She's OK. Just not for Robert. Let's see what happens after the movies are gone."

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