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Friday, 5 November 2010

Yes. You've read it. Mick Jagger strikes! Again. - The former member of the rock band, "The Rolling Stones" has confessed earlier today, that he had an affair with The President's mother, Ann Dunham.

"She was hot! We met in a pub, I asked for her number, she got tipsy, and well," he says with a sly smile, "had a little fun."

"Barry, my son, if you're watching the news right now.Yes Mr. President- I am your father."

Liv Tyler, Jagger's daughter was especially surprised: "Oh my gosh! I'm related to a black person! Finally!"

The singer-songwriter mentioned that he never knew she was married, but wouldn't care if she was taken or not. After all, impregnating married women is what Mick Jagger does best.

The origin of Obama's brown skin still remains a mystery.

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