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Thursday, 4 November 2010

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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. Last week a 10 year old girl gave birth to her baby in Spain. This means that she had sex at 9 if not sooner. The 10 year old girl is a Romanian Gypsy girl, a Roma. The custom of the Roma is to allow their daughters to marry young. The estranged father was 12 or 13.

Last year an 11 year old Saudi Arabian girl was betrothed in an arranged marriage to an 80 year old man. The perv had hemorrhoids older than his virgin bride. Saudi Arabia has no minimum legal age for marriage. The girl's parents kept hucking her, "When are you going to get married already?" Saudi judges and clerics cite the marriage of the Prophet Muhammad to a 9 year old bride as justification for the practice. Virgin brides in heaven for martyrs are another justification. This is why on Tuesday Oklahoma repealed Sharia Law.

The 10 year old girl who just gave birth in Spain and the 12 year old Saudi Arabian divorcee just gave a taped interview to Tyra Banks. The Roma said that she wanted to be a model and the Saudi Arabian 12 year old girl said that she is now suing for hymen restoration. The Tyra Banks Show website said, "Are you obsessed with sex and unable to control you sexual impulses? Iif so share your story and maybe we can help." Tiger Woods and Michael Douglas have been in rehab for sex addiction; look where they are.

In late 2009 Jewel Ciera Washington appeared on the Tyra Banks show. Jewel Ciera Washington told Tyra Banks about losing her virginity at 9, having sex with 20 guys including a 37 year old when she was 13 and getting pregnant three times. Jewel said she thought about sex constantly, might have herpes and was suicidal. Roma said that she loves it deep and hard and the Saudi Girl said that she wanted to try younger guys.

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