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Tuesday, 2 November 2010

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Following this week's discovery that a GOP political commercial from a Southern swing vote state was not actually narrated by the voice of Morgan Freeman, more cable program and commercials have been found with the same imposter's voice.

Emphatically denying that he would ever support a right wing conservative in the first place, the voice in question, sounding exactly like Mr. Freeman, is popping up all over cable television nature channels and various commercials.

Shows in question include the Discovery Channel's new special "When Mammals Mate", the Speed Network weekly series, "Pimp my Ride", and the gritty HBO series, "Deviant Sexcapades". Freeman was also quick to separate himself from several commercials including ads for "Lite and Fresh Douche", "Always Free Maxi Pads", and several erectile dysfunction products.

"That dude sounds like him, but it wasn't him", says Freeman's lawyer, Howie Cheatum. "We would like to find that little toad and collect the residuals though. Morgan has enough money to repeat his performance as God and empower me to and make life for this guy a bit like hell. Quite frankly, I was born to sue. I even have the tattoo."

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