BELFAST, Ireland - Lady Gaga is in hot water with the Mattel Toy Company of El Segundo, California, after she took a Barbie Doll and bit off and ate the doll's head while performing on stage.
The flamboyant songstress whose real name is Stefani Angelina Germanotta, told the news media that she just got caught up in the whole Halloween tradition and she had to bite and eat something.
Gaga laughed and said that is was merely a joke. She then noted that last year, no one complained when she bit off the head of an Ann Coulter Action Figure Doll and ate it in Dover, Delaware.
She then pointed out that the year before, in Des Moines, Iowa, she had done the same thing with a Nancy Pelosi doll and no one said a word.
Lady G, was dressed in a PVC bikini that clearly showed a small expanse of her labia majora. She wore fishnet stockings that had seven sardines taped on them, which she said was a tribute to her Norwegian friends.
She played her hits "Poker Face," "Paparazzi," "Alejandro," and "Yes, You're Right, The Crotch Bulge Is Wieneresque In Nature."
SIDENOTE: Lady Gaga will continue with her "Monster Balls" Tour, which will close out at The China Closet Arena in Shanghai, China.]