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Sunday, 31 October 2010

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No More Pranks, Maybe!

Apparently the cast of the Twilight movies have called a truce to all the joking and horsing around as they allowed reporters in this morning to announce that fact.

"Robert Pattinson does not have a house being built in the image of Vlad (Dracula) Castle", stated Ashley Greene.

"Also Taylor Lautner is not gay, although there is nothing wrong with that", added Pattinson. "That was just me getting him back for the beard jokes and Adam Lambert was just helping me to get back at him and some of the others."

The person most thankful for ending the pranks was actually the directors and producers of Twilight.

"How can you suddenly stop laughing and get into a serious movie role? Those things were causing us to have to reshoot lots of scenes. We would be in a really sensitive or suspenseful scene and someone would burst out laughing", stated one cameraman. "Those hidden pranks to produce shock sometimes got us instead of the original victim."

"At least there has been (slap)....until now...no pies in the face", stated Kristen Stewart. "Who was that?"

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