"I guess I deserve this after having other people take the blame for some drugs I've had but this has to be the worst thing that has ever happened to me", Paris Hilton allegedly told her attorney to tell the 'West Coast Post'!
We honestly never thought she would talk to us about the incident but she sent word by the attorney that it was OK to come into her room.
"You got 15 minutes!"
"I guess you know....with about a hundred photographs with my hand around my butt! No, no more. I've changed my mind. Henry talk to them."
Henry is actually attorney "Henri" Emery but Paris prefers to call him, 'Henry'.
"Miss Hilton is fine. She got a finger up her pretty tush and part of a false nail got loose and it would hurt every time she tried to remove it", stated Henri. "She cannot stand pain and she panics so someone in the house called for an ambulance."
But why we asked. What was she doing with her finger up her ass to begin with?
Henri stated that it just happened and returned to Hilton's room.
We were on our way out when Henri coughed and appeared at the door once again.
"Ms. Paris was giving herself a suppository. There now you know. I offered to do it many times but she is independent. She also strained a muscle in her arm being lifted in and out of the ambulance with her arm in a twist."
"Maybe there should be a poster: Never mix long fingernails with suppositories!" This is John Lindsey of The West Coast Post.