Katie Price (32) clearly still has feelings for Peter Andre if her latest autobiography is anything to go by. In it she offers up a toe curling dedication that must have her husband (Reid) wondering why the fuck he's still around.
The dedication (if you're interested) goes like this: 'If I should stay, I would only be in your way. So I'll go, but I know I'll think of you ev'ry step of the way.'
In her latest interview Price says she is now a dedicated poet and her words come from her heart. 'Harvey has been my inspiration,' she said as she paused and then recited:
'Oh my Harvey you are so marvey
the way you wipe you nose on your sleeve
even though it makes me heave.
Ok you'll never make mensa
But it don't make me tensa'
Pete on the other hand isn't so impressed with her poetry. 'I can do much better,' he said lifting his arm in the air as if he were Shakespeare and saying:
'Katie, now you are my ex
I can be clear about our sex
Your fanny is the size of the Mersey tunnel
And in the morning you look like Sally Gunnel.
When you sing you sound like a tortured goat
It makes me wanna put my hands round your throat
And as for your husband Alex Reid
Oh my God he is weed
If he looks at me like that again
I kick his ass when he's dressed as Jayne.'
Price's 5th biography (out next week) will tell us all about the time she brushed her teeth and went to bed with her 6th biography picking up with her getting out of bed the next day!