MANCHESTER - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, alias Chicharito, was reportedly seen at the swank Sheriff of Nottingham Restaurant in Piccadilly Gardens in the company of the gorgeously sexy singer, dancer, actress Pixie Lott.
An unnamed source said that the two were sitting at a table and it could clearly be seen that they were having a grand merry olde time playing footsie underneath the table.
The Manchester United footballer was totally smitten by the 19-year-old Lott as was evident by the way he kept having to stick his tongue back in his mouth after his many, many intent gazes at every one of Pixie's body parts.
Miss Lott was wearing a red miniskirt that was so short that at times it revealed a bit of her animal print knickers which she later pointed out had been a gift from her brand new 22-year-old amigo.
When Chicharito was asked to comment on his relationship with Pixie he blushed and said in somewhat broken English, "Well Pixie chee ease a berry berry sexy senorita and I lub tu be wiff her and her berry berry sexy body wish ease one of dee bestest ones dat I hab ebur seen aye caramba, chee makes dee crosh of my jeans so berry happy wiff joy, proudness, and hardness."
SIDENOTE: Chicharito said that he sent an email to his father back in Mexico along with a photo showing Pixie in her red miniskirt and that his father emailed him back and said, "Holy hot tamales mijo (son), dees Pixie muchacha (girl) chee ease berry berry ooh la la and wowsies!"