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Thursday, 28 October 2010

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Miley Cyrus has let it be known that she has fallen in love with Justin Bieber according to just about everyone who knows her. But she doesn't love any of them for very long.

According to a Source: "Don't believe those tabloids. Some are saying that she's back with Liam Hemsworth but that's to lure young Justin into her web."

"I just hope they never mate", stated a friend of Bieber's. "She'd eat off his head afterward."

"Yeah, they have it backwards", stated another Bieber friend. "She stays with Hemsworth but we see her eyes stray. It's like 'look what a big toy I got, little boy"

Most agree that Miley would love to invite Bieber to her home out in Los Angeles, at least for a couple of months, and then she'd find someone else or go back to Liam.

They also say that it might ruin Bieber's career if he agreed to something that stupid.

"One thing for sure, his voice would change."

This is Dan Hillyard for UP2. Now back to Chester Ingraham and that 'Boston Blown To Bits By Terrorists' thing.

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