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Thursday, 28 October 2010

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Jennifer Grey has a pet owl named "Wise Ass." (Photo courtesy of Rice University).

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars judge known as the "Gaytalian" Bruno Tonioli confided to his pedicurist Ramon of Redondo Beach the reasons why Jennifer Grey found herself in the bottom two group.

Jennifer, who is paired with Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough, has consistently been towards the top of the leader rankings since this season of DWTS began.

But as Tonioli put it, the American people are growing tired of Ms. Grey's divaesque demeanor. He added that each week her and Derek's rehearsals are like scenes from soap operas with Grey whining, complaining, pitching fits, crying, and walking out on Hough.

Tonioli said that New York City native Jennifer is damn lucky that she is paired with Derek and not with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom."

He pointed out that if Maks was her partner the mad Russian would not put up with her prima donna behavior and he would have already sent her scampering to the mental ward at The Mel Gibson Clinic For The Dysfunctionally Crazed.

Bruno also noted that Grey is very particular and she has demanded, that prior to performing she be given a cereal bowl filled with M&M's, but with the red ones removed and the blue ones placed on top.

She also demands to have six Hostess Twinkies placed on a dinner plate with a blue gingham design.

In a related story. Jennifer has denied the rumor that she had been asked to star in a sequel to her 1987 hit Dirty Dancing to be called 'Dirty Dancing 2 - The Ouch! Ouch! Years.'

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