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Thursday, 4 September 2003

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Ennifer Pez

In a bizarre, but not terribly shocking move, Jennifer Lopez has decided to change her name once more. The name change coincides with her new album: "I have lots of money but I love you all".

"Ennifer Pez is more of the new me," J-Lo briefly commented, "I've changed, I've grown and I've got much more money. I've also learned not to use 'turkey-talk', something which I believe is beneficial to everyone."

J-Lo's fans are said to be bemused and sleepy. However, the name change is said to be sparking rows with Hubby to be, "Gentle" Ben Affleck.

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