In a bizarre, but not terribly shocking move, Jennifer Lopez has decided to change her name once more. The name change coincides with her new album: "I have lots of money but I love you all".
"Ennifer Pez is more of the new me," J-Lo briefly commented, "I've changed, I've grown and I've got much more money. I've also learned not to use 'turkey-talk', something which I believe is beneficial to everyone."
J-Lo's fans are said to be bemused and sleepy. However, the name change is said to be sparking rows with Hubby to be, "Gentle" Ben Affleck.