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Wednesday, 27 October 2010

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Apparently the actor Robert Pattinson can't get over the fact that he is related to Vlad the Impaler of the 1400's who was the original "Dracula", which was his family name.

"Pattinson talks about the evil monster all the time", stated Ashley Greene who has been one of the co-stars of the Twilight movie series. "It IS fantastic that a guy playing the part of today's most famous vampire, Edward Cullen, has the original vampire as an ancestor but so does Stephanie Meyer, the writer of the Twilight books."

Another co-star, Taylor Lautner told The West Coast Post the same thing.

"Robert has been hiring architects to look into building a huge house in the design of the original castle."

The original castle is still there in the Carpathian Mountains as Pattinson and girlfriend, Kristen Stewart paid a visit to it during the Spring. It is now called 'Bran Castle' but it used to belong to Prince Vlad Tepes' Dracula.

How does Stewart feel about a big house in the shape of the ancient castle?

"She told me that the castle itself is beautiful but it had a creepy feel to it. So she hopes a house in it's image would have a better atmosphere", stated Greene.

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