Singing legend Stevie Wonder has completely destroyed a dress dummy in New York City. No police were called but the people working for Macy's say that this is the third time this has happened in the past two years.
"While we appreciate Mr. Wonder coming here to shop, this dummy destruction business must stop", stated manager Howard Cline. "There are many famous people who come in here and shop and they never raise their voice. Stevie Wonder screams out loud and knocks the dummy apart."
Meanwhile Stevie and his wife, designer Kai Milla Morris came by and Kai handed a clerk a charge card saying for him to put the whole cost of the dummy and the outfit on the charge card, just like the two previous times.
"Thank You Madam. Here's your receipt."
Our reporter, Chester Ingraham couldn't stand it any longer so he followed the couple outside and asked them about the dummy business.
"I'm afraid we have nothing to say, Mr. ah Ingraham."
"It's OK Kai", stated Stevie. "Go ahead and tell him."
"Well. My husband here has taken several self-defense courses and he tries to stay in shape. So every once in awhile, I lead him straight into a store dummy."
"Now you get it?", stated Wonder. "It's like the Pink Panther and Kato although I have Kai. Keeps me in shape as she never tips me off about when or where it will happen next."
The couple moved on but when Kai turned to wave goodbye, Wonder ran right into a street mime!