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Wednesday, 27 October 2010

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Audrina Patridge will be returning back to 'The Hills.' (Photo courtesy of Nancy Pelosi).

HOLLYWOOD - In a Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' that stunned many seasoned viewers, the lovely, and extremely sensuous star of the reality show The Hills Audrina Patridge was eliminated.

Patridge and her partner Tony Dovolani found themselves in the bottom two along with Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough. The TV star had actually received the second highest score from the judges, but apparently the American voters did not agree with what many refer to as "The Three Stooges" of the judging world, Len, Bruno, and Carrie Ann.

Even host Tom Bergeron was so shocked he could not think of anything clever to say and merely focused on co-host Brooke Burke's ample cleavage.

One could clearly see that Brooke felt uncomfortable as she tried to cover her cleavage with her microphone, but that did not work because in order to cover up those big fine looking puppies she would have needed to hold up a microwave oven in front of the magnificent melons.

When Audrina was asked to comment on her being eliminated, she merely smiled and said that she could not believe that she had been eliminated considering the fact that Bristol "Doe Eyes" Palin and Kyle "Little Randy Jackson" Massey did not dance anywhere near as good as she did.

Her partner Tony Dovolani was a little more animated and he blamed their loss on Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman saying that the 97-year-old Londoner needs to get his ugly pale ass back to merry olde England and stuff his pathetic mouth with crumpets and sardines.

Afterwards Goodman remarked that he has never in his life eaten a sardine.

In other related news. Bristol Palin told a reporter for TV Guidelines Magazine that she truly feels that she is getting much, much better and she promised that she will not allow her partner Mark Ballas to dress her in a monkey suit or anything else she considers to be stupid and silly such as caribou hooves, moose antlers, or salmon fins.

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