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Tuesday, 26 October 2010

image for Zemeckis says to Cameron: "Screw your 'Little House on the Prairie' project. I'm remaking 'Yellow Submarine'!"
Taking advantage of the situation, HMS ASTUTE makes her film debut as the Yellow Submarine

Film director Robert Zemeckis fired at hated rival James Cameron today, proclaiming that he is already in the process of remaking the 1968 classic 'Yellow Submarine'.

Scheduled for release in 2012, the 3D update to the original animated version that featured The Beatles will ultimately be projected on a 2D screen. "So what you'll be watching is a two-dimensional portrayal of our three-dimensional special effects process," said Zemeckis.

"Which would you rather see: three-dimensional people in a three-dimensional setting? Or two-dimensional people on a two-dimensional screen? Or two-dimensional people pretending to be three-dimensional on a two-dimensional screen? We believe the answer is that audiences will prefer the last one."

According to Disney executives, the film will cost a kajillion dollars (which equates to .7-kajillion euros).

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