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Tuesday, 26 October 2010

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Baby monster needs cosmetic surgery.

After more than 44 years together Frankie has left Johnny to return to his first love, Baron Frankenstein. He has been reported to have been 'somewhat unhappy' for some considerable time.

Johnny, who famously starred in the film 'The Shining' told our now late reporter that 'he is mad'.

It is said that Frankie is hoping for some cosmetic surgery from the baron to address some skin colour and neckline problems, which he feels may improve his chances with women.

Johnny was last reported to be headed for a logging operation in Death Valley AZ, seeking work as a 'timber demolition operative'.

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