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Tuesday, 26 October 2010

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In a new book due out in January, Tiger Woods high-price mistress, Loredana Jolie says that Tiger had reason to look elsewhere for attention.

"How else do you account for my going to his place and the wife was never there? I mean, she could have walked in at any minute as far as I knew but Tiger just stated that she was gone a lot."

The high priced call girl stated that she knew then that their marriage was one in which there was little carrying for each other but seemed to be a lot of caring for the kids.

Jolie also accused Nordegren of being a gold-hunter.

"I think she has what she wanted and she's managed to blame it all on Tiger Woods up to now. But go ask some people who saw them together anywhere other than the golf course where Elin could hurry and meet Tiger as he finished winning, being on TV as the loyal wife."

Jolie's comments and her planned publicity push for the new book will probably mean further embarrassment for the golf star but most of her hard words are at Elin.

Swedish born Nordegren received an estimated $100 million settlement and custody of their two young children Sam and Charlie.

"At least I think Tiger is more at peace with himself since the divorce", stated Jolie. "Or at least I heard this guy on TV Saturday night say that Tiger told him he was out looking for some piece for himself.....same thing, right?"

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