Cyber life leading to a personal hook up in the Big Apple, Taylor Swift reportedly connected in real life with Mr. "I am not a gay cowboy", Gyllenhaal while at a club in Midtown.
Swift's personal hairdresser, Amber Teasel tells reporters that it wasn't love at first sight. "At first Taylor's mom had to explain what 'Gay' was, and that Jake seemed to put on too good of a performance in that cowboy, "ass ramming movie" as she put it. But, after a while they started keeping up with each other on Faceboox and Tweeter. It turned into a modern day, technical love story".
Though details of the full NYC connection are sketchy, Teasel can confirm that Gyllenhaal does know how to twitter her twat and post hard on her wall. "She said something about Jake also wanting her to wear some sort of strap on, but she didn't know what that meant", said Teasel. "She's still such an innocent little girl".
In a related story, a local pharmacy delivery boy was seem entering their hotel to drop off two tubes of AstroGlide, a personal massager, a poster of Zack Efron, two rolls of white medical tape and a family sized bag of Cheetos.