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Monday, 25 October 2010

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Fresh Grown Mint Made It Worse!

59-year-old Kathryn Rogers, Rush Limbaugh's fourth bride has moved from their shared bedroom to another in their house in Florida.

"I couldn't stay in there any longer', Kathryn told 'The West Coast Post'. "I'd wake up in the night from a blast and couldn't go back to sleep because the smell would be horrible."

Mrs. Limbaugh stated that apparently all the crap that's coming in on the calls and the junk Limbaugh eats seems to "rot down there somewhere, and escape during the night."

Rush told his radio audience that he had apparently gotten used to himself but that he had also had other problems.

"First of all, I can't hear myself fart!"

"Kathryn had me to chew on this fresh mint from her herb garden outside our home. I'd chew on it at least an hour before we went to bed, thinking that might help. However, that first night we both had to leave because it smelled like I had shit a Peppermint Patty."

So for now, they are in separate bedrooms for the night and Rush is seeing a specialist on stomach problems.

"I can't help myself", he told his legion of Dittoheads. "I've had hot air coming and going most of my life. But if every night it affects Kathryn like that Night of The Peppermint Patty, I don't blame her for wanting to get away."

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