After taking quite a bit of joking recently for growing a beard and mustache, Robert Pattinson decided he would get back at Taylor Lautner and "accidentally" give out the news that Taylor might be gay.
"Two can play at that game", stated Pattinson. "I called Adam Lambert and we had Lautner gay in all kinds of tabloids and spoof sites so maybe he'll think before he starts kidding me about my beard again."
Taylor Lautner told a source that he was mildly picking at Pattinson but that he had to tell people over and over again that he was not gay..."not that there's anything wrong with that."
"No one believed Pattinson but he got Adam to help and I am sick of all these bogus reports", a frustrated Lautner told the Post.
"I fully intend to get back at Pattinson in a big way...maybe with Lambert also."
Lautner stated that he would like to get something about Vlad the Impaler being Pattinson's ancestor but that he was afraid that Pattinson would really freak out.
"He's really touchy about that. Old "Dracula both fascinates and repels him. I don't want to send him over the edge."
"Well I'm out of it", Adam Lambert told UP2 lately. "What am I supposed to do, seduce Pattinson now? I have officially retired from the practical joke department."
"Maybe that's what I'll do", stated Lautner. "I'll go the whole gay thing and begin flirting with Pattinson after I've tipped off Kristen."
"I can see the headlines now, 'Pattinson Gay Too! Grew beard to disguise himself at Gay Bar'!"