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Monday, 25 October 2010

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Mel Gibson, after recently being fired from yet another cameo appearance before even setting foot on the set, has decided to turn his love of the BJ into gold. "I've had enough of their BS," Gibson said of the directors who are cow towing to their star actors, allowing them a say when it comes to the hiring and firing of Gibson. "Bunch of pu**y-whipped little boys, as far as I'm concerned. I'm gonna take my acting talent where it will be appreciated."

While 70's top porn actress Linda Lovelace claims that everyone needs a second chance and welcomes Mel Gibson with open arms and other body parts, Rachel Starr, at the top of her game, claims she wouldn't touch him with a ten-inch pole, saying "and I understand he is well under the ten-inch mark anyways."

Fortunately for Gibson, in the porn industry, the actresses have no say so in whom they perform sexual acts with and will just have to put up with Gibson as a co-star whether they like it or not. The first film Gibson is expected to star in will be opposite a Russian beauty by the name of Youell Getoffsky and the name of the film is going to be "Blow Me, Dammit or I Won't Give You a Dime." It is expected to be filmed in 3-D to take advantage of Getoffsky's well-endowed chest that measures a whopping 52-XXD. Special angles will have to be taken to give Gibson a better package.

While Gibson admits it's no Braveheart role, he does claim that it won't be difficult to slip into the role and play the part. "I'm still the best damned actor on the planet, and with this new technology, you're gonna see a much larger sword than the one I had in 'Braveheart.'"

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