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Sunday, 24 October 2010

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"One Driver Goes Blind Temporarily!

Although she denied that it was she who was flashing her boobs at cars on I-65 a year ago, Miley Cyrus stated that the latest incident COULD have been her doing.

Could have?

"I don't want to have to return to Tennessee for any hearing", Miley told the 'West Coast Post' "So I am admitting nothing."

The whole thing came up as the flasher returned or a new one appeared very close to where the lady was standing last year.

"You see", stated Miley, "IF it was me a year ago, it would have been for fun because I would have put one over on the paparazzi but IF it was me this time, it was a part of my plan to keep others from always thinking of me as 'that kid on television'."

What about the near accidents from the driver's 'points of view'?

"Yeah, so IF it were me, I just wasn't thinking about that part of it. Besides, it was on a slow Sunday...or so I've heard."

Several drivers called the flashing in to a talk show on Nashville Clear Radio 97.5!

"They all identified the young lady as Miley", stated the show's host, Blanche Carter. "If it was, it wasn't a smart thing to do. OK! OK! Miley Cyrus. You have boobs. So does every other woman! Notice I said 'woman', you don't have to flash drivers or star in a porn movie to prove it!"

So far no pictures have appeared or any that anyone was willing to let go.

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