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Saturday, 23 October 2010

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Apparently Taylor Rather Likes Playing With Pistols As Well

Seventeen year old wild child and Gossip Girl starlet Taylor Momsen shocked even hardened New Yorkers recently by baring her breasts part way through a gig with her band The Pretty Reckless.

Having already shocked the audience when she appeared on stage in a ripped up black mini-dress, fishnet stockings and platform stripper shoes, Momsen inexplicably decided at some point during the set that it might be a good idea to show the audience her breasts.

Which were thankfully nipple covered by black duct tape crosses, leading observers to believe that far from being spontaneous, the episode was distinctly premeditated.

Insiders have expressed concern that Momsen isn't getting good advice or guidance from those close to her, and fear that she may be headed for some kind of meltdown. On UK TV show, 'This Morning' she appeared recently looking like she'd just finished a long night shift at King's Cross and admitted on camera that she always carries a shank for personal protection. She has also admitted to owning an outsized vibrator.

Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger commented:

"Yes, she's a little young and immature, but if she really wants to get her tits out for the lads, she shouldn't be discouraged. One day, her kids and grandkids will look at the footage of the 'tits out' incident and feel really proud."

We tried to ask disgraced rock star and convicted paedophile Gary Glitter what he made of all this malarkey, but we couldn't find him.

More as we get it.

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