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Friday, 22 October 2010

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After seeing these two together for the past few weeks, fans of each are wondering if this is serious.

"We enjoy each others company", stated Justin Bieber in an article in Friday's magazine section of The West Coast Post. "We've found out that we love some of the same things and I'd say we were semi-serious. We're very busy people at the present and have career commitments but we're taking it slow. I've learned a lot about that lately."

Asked if he had had anymore health issues Bieber admits he still has dizzy spells sometimes when performing or in practice.

"If it happens during practice, I sit down awhile. If on stage, I'll call for a break. But so far, it's only happened during practice."

Are you going with Nina to the Bahamas for any photo shoots?

"No. Just forget about that. I got to watch out for that. Kim Kardashian is a beautiful woman but she's thirty. What do we really have in common?"

Meanwhile, our own Tooter Day got to check with Nina Dobrev about the article in The West Coast Post.

"Justin's an amazing little guy. He is the most energetic guy I've ever known and he really works hard."

Did you notice that he was asked about going for another photo shoot?

"Yes I did. Kim Kardashian should be ashamed of herself, an old woman like that. Of course Justin was interested with her standing there practically naked! Justin and I did get to go on a quick trip to Disney World. We want to take a European trip next year between our job commitments."

In fact, there are photographs coming out soon in a national tabloid with the two kissing on a ride at Disney, reporter Day told her.

"Oh, that tabloid will have us married by next week. That's kinda sad because we thought we fooled everyone. Hey, this comic was on TV last night and he stated that Justin Bieber fans were upset over Old Lady Kim and were saving up their lunch money to hire a hit man. Isn't that a riot?"

"Kim Kardashian should stick with people closer to her age...like Larry King. Ha!"

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