BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus' bass guitarist has stated that Miley confided to him that she has missed being with her ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth so much that she wants to marry him as soon as possible.
The bass guitarist, who did not want to divulge his name, remarked that he understands that Miley's father, the former country singer Billy Ray Cyrus has said that he thinks that Hemsworth would make a great son-in-law since he likes to go out hunting things like wild hogs, wild deer, wild squirrels, and wild turkey.
The elder Cyrus added that both he and his future son-in-law both love the taste of Wild Turkey Bourbon.
Miley said that she has had dozens of boyfriends and one night stands but that she has never had any male make her feel the way that Liam does. She compared it to the feeling of having about a dozen or so bottle rockets going off in the crotch of her underwear at the same time.
Meanwhile, Hemsworth says that he is thrilled that Miley's days of giving lap dances to guys old enough to be her father will finally come to an end.
He pointed out that although she will still dress extremely provocatively while performing up on stage, at least he knows that once she goes backstage she will change into clothing that is much more suited for someone like Michelle Obama, Florence Henderson, or Barbara Walters.
SIDENOTE: The happy couple has said that they will probably get married at the place where they had their very first kiss, Mount Rushmore in South Dakota.