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Friday, 22 October 2010

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Now Then - Does This Lion Disappear Up Yer arse Or what?

Cheryl Cole, former wife of that Chelsea love rat, X-Factor judge, part time Girls Aloud vocalist, (providing Nadine Coyle isn't included) solo artiste and celebrity extraordinaire, revealed at least a part of her new tattoo as she unveiled a waxwork of herself at Madam Tussauds.

And it's on her arse.

Wearing a tiny skirt, the tattoo was clearly visible as she posed with the waxen image, which many observers noted was slightly more animated than Cheryl herself.

From what Skoob Entertainment News analysts have been able to deduce, images of the tattoo appeared to show the tail of a lion - on Cheryl's tail. But nothing further was revealed.

One commentator opined that it looked like the tail of a lion, and if so, the rest of the lion must have been disappearing up Cheryl's arsehole, given its positioning.

Others argued that that was bollocks, because if the tattoo had been designed to disappear up Cheryls arsehole, then she must pay for regular anal bleaching sessions in order to make the tattoo effective.

Here at SEN, all we know is that Cheryl has several tattoos, including a roll of barbed wire around her upper thigh, a big butterfly on her back, and 'Mrs C' on the back of her neck - which SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger reckons she should have removed by laser ASAP before Dancing Derek sees it.

The end result is inconclusive, because it seems doubtful that Cheryl would flash her arse to an SEN photographer. At least not for what we pay.

But she does have a new tattoo. No doubt about that.

More as we get it.

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