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Thursday, 21 October 2010

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Another Flash in The Face!

Singer Adam Lambert had a wrestling match with a photographer late last week stating that he had had it with photographers showing up everywhere and trying to ask provoking questions and get him angry.

"Yes I did get angry", stated Lambert to the 'West Coast Post', but a friend stopped me as I wrestled the guy for the camera."

What was the question?

"He stated that I was wanting to hook up with Taylor Lautner. Of course, I'd love nothing better and told him so. But then he kept getting nastier until I had had enough."

A friend of Lambert at the scene stated that he separated the two.

"I think Adam was getting the best of him but of course, that's what the guy wanted. We've heard that he now has hired an attorney. Maybe Adam should carry a recorder around on him so the judge and fans could hear what some of these photographers say."

About Taylor Lautner?

"If I stated that I was after Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan no one would say a thing. There are those people all over Hollywood. But since I said 'Taylor Lautner' it's different."

"At least I have some witnesses to the fight."

Who won?

"Well, my friend says that I was winning but just look at this nail. I'll have to get all ten nails redone and this one will be painful."

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