The President of the "Gaga Gents", a fan club of the controversial performer, Peter Porker, has taken offense at someone from the Frito Lay people saying they have dropped it's packaging for Sun Chips as people say the "natural" bag they have been using is "loud, annoying and offensive, just like Lady Gaga!"
Then one smartass asked Lady Gaga to drop hers and see who or what she/he is.
"I know the comedians are having a field day with this as it's getting into every stand-up routine", stated Porker.
"But Our Lady is NOT loud and offensive. She may annoy people by what she says and what she does but it is only in the name of art", stated fellow club member, Hardon Potroast.
Just then the radio interrupted to say that the Lady Gaga and Snooki outfits were becoming the top two sellers for kids at Halloween.
"Snooki, she is nothing! Nothing!", both Porker and Potroast agreed.
The two also pointed out that their favorite star is closing in on the one billion YouTube hits.
"No one else is even close", stated Potroast.
"Justin Bieber is getting close also, Potroast. She's a big hit with the younger generation."
"She's a HE!", returned Potroast. "I was talking about the ladies!"
"I thought you were talking about Lady Gaga! That he had almost reached the one billion YouTube hits!"
"You can take 'you tube' and pack and leave for all I care. Gaga is a she! That's just a rumor."
"You're just a roomer as this is MY place!"
So it's now into the slapping stage. This is Lens Willy reporting on the 'Gaga Gents' Lady Gaga Fan Club for UP2. ("Quit pulling my hair!" "Bitch!" "Bitch!")