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Wednesday, 20 October 2010

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There's trouble in paradise for Kevin and Danielle Jonas according to some of the biggest tabloids, although Kevin's brothers refuse to comment in any way.

According to a recent article in "Under The Sun Magazine", the two have been sleeping in separate bedrooms since right after the honeymoon.

A source told USM that it was explained as a problem in Kevin snoring like a fog horn, but since these people are very rich, why couldn't Kevin get that taken care of at a sleep clinic?

"Kevin seems to have walked out on Danielle and joined one or both of his brothers", the source stated.

However, a press release this past Tuesday stated that the only trouble the couple are having is over Kevin being gone so much with his music career. That was the argument the neighbor reported.

"Kevin hasn't walked out on his wife of less than a year. He is pursuing his career and has to be gone a certain amount of time."

It also stated that Kevin's picture taken as he left the house with a suitcase was for a short tour with his two brothers.

"They haven't performed together for some time", stated a spokesman for the family. "I don't mean Kevin & Danielle. That baby report recently should show you that. The brothers are working on another album and Danielle decided that she didn't want to play the role of Yoko Ono."

As of this morning, Yoko Ono apparently read the remark in the press release and has requested an apology.

"OK, we're sorry you're Yoko Ono. Happy now?", the spokesman fired back at the so-called artist!

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