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Monday, 18 October 2010

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Everyone has a Snooki story these days and now it's Justin Bieber's turn to have ran into the lady from Jersey Shore.

"If she's not getting arrested on purpose or causing a person embarrassment on purpose, she's making outlandish statements", stated Arnold Rogers her former agent. "I finally had all I could handle and quit."

Rogers stated that he could write a book about all the weird calls he received over Snooki while he was her agent but that she would spend the rest of her life paying him back. "But if she wrote it WITH me.....hmmm."

The latest target appears to be young performer, Justin Bieber.

According to those who were present at a birthday party at an extra-large double room at a hotel, the man had asked Justin Bieber to come by and sing a couple songs for his daughter who was turning 16.

"Suddenly Snooki was on the floor face down saying her back was out and needed popping", stated a Source who was there. She did this right near Justin and she asked, since he was the lightest one there, for him to walk on her back. He pulled off his shoes and, although falling off twice until someone on each side held a hand, thought that it had worked."

"Snooki suddenly yelled 'It's better now!' and we thought that was the whole thing but those who know her knew that something was up."

"Now she's going around telling people that Justin Bieber fell off her twice. She's calling tabloid after tabloid."

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