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Monday, 18 October 2010

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"Poor" Alex

Following last weeks revelations that Alex Reid, minnion husband of big titted Jordan, had won the Euromillions jackpot and dumped his "fishlips" missus, she has bounced back to give the actual story on how crossdresser husband "Roxanne" had "fucked up good and proper"

Jordan says that Reid had won on the Euromillions, but only £40.40 for getting 3 numbers and a couple of stars. Roxanne has apparently been banging away at Jordans front door trying to make amends but she was having none of it.

Jordan said - "Alex asked me to check his ticket for him, and I knew he was up to something, so I got all excited and told him "we" had won the jackpot of £113,000,000 and he ripped the ticket out my hand and said it was his - all his - and started to say all kinds of nasty things about only using me for my money and to get famous and that he didn't need me now he'd won the big one"

Jordan went on to say "You'd have thought I'd be angry, but what he didn't know is I'd been shagging around with my horse riding instructor all along, I was just stringing him along and didn't know how to dump him, I'd already tried when I was on the Jungle, but he cried and cried so I had to take him back."

"What he also didn't know is that I've been taking the pill ever since we got together, who on earth would want a kid that looked anything like him, the ugly twat. I can't wait til his 5 minutes of fame are over just like Rebecca "pig wanking" Loos and he disappears off the radar"

"Ha" she finishes "The Reidinator has just been terminated"

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