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Monday, 18 October 2010

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Cheaper than live footy

Robbie 'Ooooo look at me everybody' Williams today revealed how he almost quit pop before rejoining boy band Take That.

Robbie explained how he was just going through the motions each day.

'Ya know how it goes, get up about one'ish, snort a line and watch the live footy. The habit was starting to cost a small fortune with the amounts I was doin each day so I made the effort to stop subscribing to all that football and stick with the coke!'

But then Gary got in touch, and things changed.

'Yeh, the phone rang and it was Gaz. I'll never forget his words being 'Oh, sorry I think I got the wrong number.' But I said hey luv don't go. We can be friends again.'

I asked Garry Barlow for a comment on how he saved Robbie.

'Had I known how close he was to givin' up I wouldn't have agreed to take him back - the loser.'

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