After being accused of being pregnant half a dozen times in the past, it may finally be true, as Miley Cyrus apparently told reporters at her house this morning.
Since this reporter has been banned by the Cyrus family after our mistaken 'cannibal' story this Spring, we had to get it second-hand.
Also, Dan Hillyard-our reporter, wouldn't go over there after his rear end got kicked up around his shoulder blades by Billy Ray the last time the pregnancy rumor 'was circling the Globe'.
"So you might begin calling me a woman instead of little Hannah Montana", reporter Harvey Penterson of The Clarion Bugler quoted Miley as saying.
How can she be a little bit pregnant?
"For one thing, she told us her home pregnancy test was old and had been the last of 20 or 30 she bought a year ago", stated Harvey.
And who is the father of the little one? We sent a wary Dan over to see Liam Hemsworth.
"It's probably Liam Hemsworth...although he wants a DNA test", stated Hillyard. "I asked him about it and he stated that those tests are often misleading."
"Well neither of us are gay."
"Liam and Miley, Hillyand. Liam and Miley Cyrus."
"Not sure. When I asked I got another kick. Heading back to the emergency room with my head and ass barely able to see over the steering wheel. Ummm. This is Dan Hillyard for UP2."
So if you're a Miley Cyrus fan, better check on Hollywood News right now or maybe Scopes for the latest test results.