Written by El Capitaz
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Topics: The Spoof, crazy, Bureau

Saturday, 16 October 2010

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"Bureau" getting the inspiration for a new spoof...

"Bureau" the number one ranked writer for the bizarre web site "The Spoof" has been taken into protective custody by mental health officials at the "Twisted Path" sanitarium. 

"We took him into custody for his own protection and well-being" confirmed psychiatrist Seymour Paranoia. "He's published over 36,000 items on that ridiculous web site since September 2008--it's beyond obsessive/compulsive...it may be an entirely new form of Internet schizophrenia"

However, the situation remains unclear--Bureau has reportedly been in protective custody for the last 48 hours, yet he has continued to publish items on the website. "That's impossible" Insisted Dr. Paranoia.  "Bureau has not been allowed access to any computers or telephones at all." 

One of Bureau's confidants was not surprised. "Oh, no, they won't be able to stop him...he probably smuggled a smart phone in--perhaps hidden within a body cavity...more than one, probably. He would want to have a back up in case one was discovered."

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