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Sunday, 17 October 2010

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"I'm Outa Here!"

Patriot Mel Gibson has been asked to leave the Ann Bloomingfield's Clinic in Los Angeles after he apparently slapped an instructor there yesterday, according to the "West Coast Post".

Mel will not be sued or taken to court over the incident but he will lose his payment for the whole 12 sessions after attending only one.

Another patient, Dr. Laura, stated that Gibson got really hot over some things the instructor was trying to teach the class and that Mel not only slapped the lady but turned on her, telling her she didn't even know how to use the 'N' word, nor how to 'summarize the Jewish people'.

Apparently that touched off Michael Richards and he and Gibson had a short fight as twelve others joined, all mad as wet hens.

"He slapped me", stated Richards, according to the 'West Coast Post', just because I had a few unpatriotic words to say to the ****** Patriot!"

Gibson may still be billed for setting the whole group back to begin all over again with orientation.

Meanwhile Woody Harrelson was blaming movies about Zombies being the central cause of Mel, Richards, Dr. Laura and his own problems. "They like to whisper things to you when you fall asleep."

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