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Saturday, 16 October 2010

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A Manchester woman, 'Karen' wrote in the comments section of a popular newspaper's website that X-Factor judge Louis Walsh is 'an odious little toad.'

Her comments were apparently prompted by a Daily Mail article which promoted Walsh as a childish, fun loving, talent spotting genius, completely at odds with her personal opinion.

It seems her dander was aroused after reading a comment from Walsh in which he described the Spice Girls as "all fake tan and fake tits."

Some observers have remarked that Walsh appears to enjoy the company of young boys rather a lot, and have hinted that because he was bullied as a child in the west of his native Ireland, that he is a rather nasty piece of work with a spiteful, mean spirited streak, and a venomous tongue.

One person remarked:

"Don't be fooled for a moment by Walsh's doddery amiable little Oirish fella with a slightly eccentric demeanour image - there's demons in there mate. Devils. With horns and forks and pointy tails and stuff. Watch the little bugger and one day you'll see the demons come out. He needs an exorcism or something, that bloke."

We asked 'Karen' from Manchester if she had anything to add to her "odious little toad" remark. She said that indeed she had, adding:

"He's an obnoxious little prick."

Here at Skoob Entertainment News, we can't really say either way, because we don't even know the chirpy little fella.

More as we get it.

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