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Friday, 15 October 2010

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Animal rights groups are protesting the latest dress made especially for hefty actress Kirstie Alley which is made entirely from whale skin.

"I'm not out to offend anyone", stated Ms. Alley. "I figured that if Lady Gaga can wear a meat dress, I can wear a whale skin hip-hugger and show my stuff."

According to Japanese designer, Itchy Nee, the dress made for Kirstie is a one-of-a kind Pink Floyd Special including the large penis material taken from five different whales
plus the skin from two of them.

"We only used the same five whales", stated Nee. "We always try not to waste...but there no pleasing that outfit. Get it? OUTFIT! Very funny! Hee Hee Hee!"

(Nee immediately gets a fresh-made cow pie in the face from a screaming woman, as Itchy Nee runs away yelling 'I'm Blind!")

Meanwhile Alley was warned not to go around any living whales because the whale penis could expand and the dress would immediately drop off.

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