Gamu the lovable asylum seeker has decided to accept her fate and return to Zimbabwe and start her own X Factor.
The Cole reject has apparently already had secret telephone calls with her new business partner Robert Mugabe (or Bobby Mug as he now prefers to called) with casting already taking place.
Early suggestions say the judging panel could consist of Tracey Chapman, Morgan Tsvangirai (or Morgy as he now prefers to called) and possibly even Nelson Mandela!
Gamu said 'Bobby Mug has been brilliant handling all the bits and bobs back home and I cant wait to return for the launch in November. There's even talk of Cheryl Cole popping over for a guest appearance to launch her new single over there.