Ronnie Wood the string pinging dinosaur is said to be absolutely devastated at the news his latest love Kate Moss has married. Wood (very old) is believed to have locked himself away in his council house in Peckham and is refusing to answer the door.
Poor Ronnie has been sending love notes, leaving messages and even serenading the blond size 0 since bumping into her in the local kebab shop last December. A friend of Wood's said 'Ron was feeling peckish after a night out and so popped for some mystery meat down at Dona Moma's. There waiting for her double tika in a naan was Kate fuckin Moss. Ron walked up to her and fell to his knees proclaiming his undying love for her.'
He went on, 'Kate just ignored him and walked off munching on naan and chips but Ron set about pulling his bird. Now it seems Kate has gone and got married to some geezer and Ron is dismayed.'
It just goes to show a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.