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Sunday, 17 October 2010

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Taylor Swift's horse 'Bold Stenographer' is a descendant of Secretariat.

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift was recently thumbing through a music magazine when a photo of a male model dressed as a male hula dancer caught her attention.

She asked her manager to find out who the model was and she was told that his name is Bryan Willis (no relations to Bruce).

Swift was so smitten head over heels with Bryan and his pineapple leaves outfit that she told her music producer that she wanted him to appear in her next music video.

And so Bryan is now appearing in Taylor's latest single "Speak To Me Like You're Speaking To A Country Music Goddess 'Cause You Are."

In the video Taylor is shown riding a horse and Bryan pulls up beside her and asks her if she would like to race. The horse Taylor is riding is named Bold Stenographer, and is a descendant of the great Triple Crown Winner Secretariat and so she readily took him up on his offer.

After beating Bryan's horse by 31 lengths Willis replied that he had never seen a horse run as fast as hers. She revealed her horse's bloodline and both started laughing.

Bryan then suggested that they go to a nearby haystack and talk about her career and if she plans on writing a song about him so that he can co-star with her in the music video.

Taylor giggled, blushed, and said that she had, just the night before written a song about him entitled, "I Went Hubba Hubba The First Time I Saw You Doing The Hula Hula."

SIDENOTE: In keeping with a age old Hawaiian tradition, Bryan, who is not from the Islands, gave Taylor a good luck onyx pineapple slice.

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