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Topics: Justin Bieber

Thursday, 14 October 2010

Teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber doesnt only have his own cologane, now he plans to do an album with the hair metal band, Twisted Sister.

Singer/Song writer, Dee Snider claims, "Well, we suck. We suck out loud. We just couldn't suck enough, so we called up Usher and ordered him to get us Justins number and now we're back to suck even more"

We did go and ask Justin Bieber on the matter and he answered us with "Whose Twisted Sister?" and then an "Oh yeah" after his manager told him about the album.

In my days of writing, I've seen alot of horrible muscians, never as bad as Justin Bieber and Twisted Sister, So I can tell you one thing, This is going to suck.

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